The top-10 groups of Donald Trump supporters

In my research of political polling I have found that there are some demographics that are almost unanimous in their support of Donald Trump.  Here's the list of fervent Donald Trump supporters I've uncovered:

10.  Members of lynch mobs

9.   Christians who only cite the Old Testament

8.   Men who think that white robes and hoods are an appropriate fashion statement

7.   Branson, Missouri (both residents and visitors)

6.   Confederates

5.   Barbers

4.   Masons, chain-link fence experts, and other builders of walls and barricades

3.   Canadian immigration lawyers

2.   Makers of cheap hats (including most "Make America Great Again" models)

1.   People who think the Electoral College has a football team