Top Ten Things Donald Trump will Never Say (or Tweet)

10. "I've always wanted to go on one of those Silent Buddhist Retreats."

9. "Those camping trips I took my kids on were definitely the highlight of my life."

8. "Heavenly Father, please forgive me for my sins."

7. "I married my wife because of her intellect and inner beauty."

6. "Martin Luther King Day has to be my favorite holiday."

5. "Changing diapers really made me a better father."

4. "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."

3. "Kindness and love conquers all."

2. "It's not about me, but the principles I stand for."

1. "I'm sorry."